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http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2009/07/14/78723.html

وقال اسلام شهوان الناطق باسم الشرطة المقالة انه “تم اكتشاف نوعين من المنشطات الجنسية تدخل الى قطاع غزة من خلال المعابر الحدودية مع اسرائيل، الاول على شكل لبان والثاني عبارة عن قطرات توضع في الفم او تضاف الى اي مشروب”.

In short, Hamas is accusing Israel of smuggling sexual stimulants, in pill and drop form, into gaza.

وتابع ان “احد الموقوفين قال انه حصل على كميات كبيرة من المخدرات من ضابط في الاستخبارات وباسعار رخيصة جدا لان الضابط اخبره انهم (الاستخبارات) لا يريدون نقودا وانما توزيعه بين الشباب”.
One of the Gazans arrested distributing the pills said he got’m from an Israeli intel officer on the cheap, cause the Mossad isn’t in it for the $$$.  They just want them doled out to Gazan youth.

I just wish this were true, because I’m having a field day imagining the planning for his operation.

Mossad Officer 1: Man Yossi, I’m really having trouble sleeping at night.

Mossad Officer 2: Why’s that Shlomo?

1: It’s really eating me up all the pain and suffering we caused in Gaza.

2: Yeah, me too.

1: Especially on the younger generation.  I just wish there was something we could do…

2: Hmmmmm.  Maybe there is…

1: What do you have in mind?

2: I’m never more at peace than when I’m taking some X and fucking some hoes.  Lets hook the highschool and college aged crowd up with some extacy. 

1: It’s the least we can do…

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